Some people must have either too much time on their hands as they are way too paranoid!
The following is a website that details how to make a “thought screen helmet” that “blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans”.
Um, ok.
http://stopabductions.com/
The following site tests if you know the difference between people from Korean, Chinese or Japanese origin.
http://www.alllooksame.com/
I must live in a bubble of pure caucasianess because I got 7 out of 18.
But that is the average of 1.3 million people….so me not too bad 
Let me know what you get!
http://mylifeasafischer.com/heresyoursign/
Have a bit of fun!
Johnnie Howard after calling everyone before the election.
I really should get some metamucil and start making this postings more regular.
But why? Noone probably reads them anyway, apart from my mummy and possibly bro. But hey, who cares!
Well, some pretty exciting news in cricket today - Michael Clarke in his debut test, top-scored with 151 and became the 17th batsman on debut to score a century. Awesome stuff! Australia are in pretty good shape, and unless they loose the plot will comfortably win this match. What are they going to do now with the team, when Ponting comes back? Especially if Clarke gets another big score. Maybe Martyn or Lehmen will be omitted? I say Martyn….what a dilemma!
Well, I have again fallen addicted to Warcraft 3, I have been playing it for a good 3 years now, and am still not sick of it. Tonight I played a game that lasted 1:20hrs, and i won the game against 3 opponents….I was wrapped!
Uni is coming to close for me, only one more week of classes, 1 more test and 1 more assignment and then its all over red rover. I am pretty well caught up with 3 of my 4 subjects, but one of them I have hardly read any of the book…oh well, still got about a month before exams are over!
My girlfriend and I have recently bought a bookcase and dvd holder from officeworks…and they are sweet….$99 and $69 respectively - they are a bargain. The only problem is I went to put the bookcase together and the kickboard is damaged…get that fixed tomorrow hopefully.
Okies, time for sleep.
Bye for now.
I must have a problem…it’s a personal problem…I don’t want to say too much…but I guess I have to.
I have a penis problem.
Well, I must do….I keep getting emails from reputable companies offering me Viagra in new soft tabs! (Yay, so soft tablets to make you hard…I guess they did the market research that revealed that the old hard Viagra tablets were making their customers feel uncomfortable…but yet I digress.)
I also seem to have many diseases that can be cured by their medications needing “no prescription necessary”. They must feel that I am educated enough to diagnose my own illnesses and prescribe the correct course of medication to fix the problem.
It seems, I have also recently enquired about taking out a mortgage - and YES I have been approved! But, I can’t remember doing this…wait a minute; I’ll just go order some of that experimental drug for Alzheimer’s…..
Ok Back…it’s on its way…should be here from Cambodia in 1-2 days.
Oh crap, gotta go - another email just arrived, seems I’ve got another problem….I’m now in the market for a penis pump.
Yay, Sunday it was my Mum’s Birthday and am proud to say I didn’t forget this one (look in History, I was a bad boy last year).
Mum through a rock’n'roll party and she had heaps of guests and gray hairs (not mum, she has none) and there were balloons and table cloths and sparkle hearts and stars and everything. The balloons had helium in them…I don’t know if anyone made their vocal chords sound like the chipmunks…but that would have been funny.
I danced with balloons alone, on stage. My brother got really drunk. Me, bro and uncle played pool. I won 2 matches yay. And my g-friend and sister danced heaps - as did mummy.
Then the next day, we played putt putt golf….I came second…so my uncle won the prized SPOSMODICAL TROPHY: OF ALL SPORTING EVENTS (I won last year) and then we had tea and then we played ten pin bowling…which I came second…so my uncle won the prized SPOSMODICAL TROPHY: OF ALL SPORTING EVENTS (I won last year) …. pooo I lost both times this year. And then mum won the second game, but didn’t beat uncles first score - so didn’t get trophy.
Anyways, that’s about all.
Seeya.
http://kramy.com/animation/dvd-on.mpg
So, it’s been a very long time since I updated this blog.
Not much more to say really.
Today, marks the very special occasion of the very first Annual International Mushroom Day…where mushrooms are eaten, as the slogan says, “For Breakfast, Lunch and Tea”. It is a great day, for everyone (except those that do not like mushrooms) and hope the Australian Government moves to make this a sacred day by creating legislation, and thus banning all meat and other vegetables sales for every year on this day - the 7th of July. My girlfriend and I had planned the following meals for consumption to mark the Mushroom Day: * Breakfast: Fried mushroom on gas B.B.Q and toast. It was going to be a grand day! However, we woke to the phone - my girlfriend was called into work, and so our plans were dashed! We did not have time to prepare the breakfast menu and so we went without mushrooms in the morning. She was meant to work till 5pm, and thus hindering our lunch plans. However, due to the power that is International Mushroom Day, she only had to work till 1pm…and so our luch menu progressed as normal. Hallelujah! Tea was prepared and was consumed with great delight and optimisum…for this is a day that should be treasured and celebrated year in and year out. Power to the Mushroom!!!!
* Lunch: Omelette with champignon’s and cheese
* Tea: Mushroom pie and mexican mushrooms and chilli sauce for dipping.