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Finished Uni

Posted by Kramy on November 13th, 2004

I knew the time would come when I stopped writing as often…I knew it wouldn’t last long!

But hopefully I will write more! YAY.

Well, I have finally finished my Uni degree, and am awaiting the results…Interesting. I have appiled for a Graduate position as part of the k2b program in Tasmania, and very much hope to get a job out of it. I am of course very interested in technology and computers, and this coupled with my marketing degree would be an awesome job.

So if any of you prospective emplyers are reading this : HIRE ME :)

You might recall that I made a point that I had reached number 1 in google with my website, and the journal was number 7 with the keysearch of “kramy”. Well, a week or so after that post, my journal fell to about 40th and kramyland fell to about 20 or so…but it seems Google have updated their databases and kramy is top of the pile again, with Kramys LiveJournal directly below it! (and the google…kramy this..kramy that post being number 3 - SO IT DOES WORK! awesome).

So I want to see if posting another word, something like DILBERT - a few hundred times, might become associated with this journal? wannt to see? ok here goes…

Well I have only recently become very interested in the comic Dilbert. I used to see Dilbert on tv on the comedy channel and thought Dilbert was a very funny show. Dilbert for those of you who don’t know is about an engineer working in an office like situation, where Dilbert has a very stupid boss and very funny business related stuff to Dilbert occurs. Now Dilbert is hilarious. Dilbert frequently makes one-line jokes and observations. But other characters in Dilbert also do this. Dilbert is now released on DVD, and I think everyone should watch Dilbert for a bit of Dilbert comic relief. Dilbert is not for everyone. Dilbert may not be everyones cup of Dilbert. To write Dilbert in many Dilbert sentences is Dilbert hard. I wonder if Dilbert or me could get into trouble for writing Dilbert so many times in an attempt to get google to recognise dilbert with this site. I dont think it will work.This is the link to Dilbert’s official Dilbert site. Is that enough Dilbert talk? Dilbert Dilbert Dilbert. Please tell me if writing Dilbert lots of times is unethical. Leave a Dilbert comment. I will remove this post if kramy becomes to high on the Dilbert list at google. Dilbert. Please read the Dilbert Principal It funny stuff. Dilbert is funny. Dilbert’s dog is funny - Dogbert. Mmm is that enough Dilbert’s? Lets see….

Bye for now.
/send Kramy

Unofficially sponsored by Dilbert

who links to me

Posted by Kramy on October 24th, 2004

Who Links Here

Spider-Man: I’ve finally finished my book

Posted by Kramy on October 19th, 2004

“Spider-Man: I’ve finally finished my book, using only a “Chestnut” crayon and a folded up piece of paper. Most people need grants, quiet and decades of life experience. All I needed was “Chestnut!”"

Check out the rest of Spidey’s reviews of all 96 Crayola Crayons! It is worth it…even just for the poop joke!

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

longford show

Posted by Kramy on October 16th, 2004

Yay went to the longford show today. There was so many people there! Strange seeing there was the Launceston show not long ago - 2 weeks or so. Well, me and my niece went on the dodgem cars! It was fun……wham! Hehe. We went on them twice. I had some chips. I played a roll the ball and knock over the bottles game, and when i got there the guy moved the bottles further away! BSTEARED! Then we saw some horses and dogs and Llamas and hay and mini-horses and stuff like that…there were heaps of drugs there..oh oops…showbags i mean…they are the same really….small bags that are full of shit and cost way too much….then we left and I got a double icecream with 3 scoops - it was show day after all….seeya

/send kramy
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkk

Posted by Kramy on October 10th, 2004

Labour lost the election….3 more years of poltical disgrace and lies from one johnnie howard is upon us…..

GOOGLE number 1

Posted by Kramy on October 9th, 2004

YAY!!!! What a momentous occasion! I have cut through all the other crap on Google…and now have a number 1 search under KRAMY….look for yourself!

GOOGLE ROCKS

And this journal is ranked number 9…I better fix that….

KRAMY is good…Kramy is funny…Kramy is awesome blogger….Kramy updates very regulary at the moment…..Kramy updating won’t last….Kramy is Kramy…To be Kramy or not to be Kramy…Kramy is the question….Kramy is ugly….Kramy is hot…Kramy is not….Kramy want’s a new computer….Kramy want’s alienware…Kramy loves Toshiba stuff….Kramy wants a dvd/hd recorder….It’s a Kramy….Panasonic should release a Kramy product….Kramy is cool….Kramy is wasting time….Kramy should work….Kramy is trying to get free stuff from Sony, Toshiba, Panasonic, whoever comes first….Kramy will write a Kramy-fantasic Kramy blog review….Kramy…Kramy..Kramy…oi…oi…oi…is writing Kramy heaps against Google ethics…Does Kramy have ethics….Kramy does….Kramy has stream of kramy-consciousness….Kramy has sore shoulder…Kramy is slow today…Kramy has homework to do…Kramy should do some…Sony….Toshiba….DVD…Kramy….what is happening Kramy?….Oh lets try some more Kramy…..Did I mention Kramy?

Hope that works!

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UPDATE: just checked altavista and yahoo and kramy.com is number 1 on all! But this journal is nowhere to be seen! BASTARDS!

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LATHAM for PM

Posted by Kramy on October 9th, 2004

Even though on The Chaser on ABC, it implied that noone actually reads election blogs, I thought i had better make a posting…

Latham should win the election….he probably won’t….but he should.

Get rid of the lie-telling-monkey-man and put someone in “who is in touch with middle australia”.

Where the middle of Australia is, who knows … Marla Bore maybe? Even if he is only in touch with the 150 people that are populated there, he is still in better touch than Little Johnnie Howard.

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References:

Australia Map

Marla Population

WoW this is awesome!

Posted by Kramy on October 9th, 2004

This is preety cool…a keyboard designed specifically for the much awaited release.

I wonder if more strategic alliances will occur with gaming….a Microsoft Mouse in the shape of a dwarf for instance?

Now this is AWESOME! Nano-ITX Motherboards

Posted by Kramy on October 9th, 2004

“Impress Watch has pictures of a new Nano-ITX board from VIA and it’s pretty amazing. When almost your whole motherboard can be cooled by a single spanning heatsink, I’d say you’ve just opened up a whole new world for case modders and home theater nuts. The Nano-ITX board on display, the Epia-N, uses an 800MHz Nehemiah processor—certainly enough to play back movies and browse the web.” Gizmo

http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/images/via_ne81.jpg

IMAGINE the possibilities….small little computers that do everything that the desktop does….you could take it everywhere, like a little white house mouse in your pocket…how cute.

THIS IS AMAZING!

Posted by Kramy on October 9th, 2004

AMAZING ZOOM ART