I must have a problem…it’s a personal problem…I don’t want to say too much…but I guess I have to.
I have a penis problem.
Well, I must do….I keep getting emails from reputable companies offering me Viagra in new soft tabs! (Yay, so soft tablets to make you hard…I guess they did the market research that revealed that the old hard Viagra tablets were making their customers feel uncomfortable…but yet I digress.)
I also seem to have many diseases that can be cured by their medications needing “no prescription necessary”. They must feel that I am educated enough to diagnose my own illnesses and prescribe the correct course of medication to fix the problem.
It seems, I have also recently enquired about taking out a mortgage - and YES I have been approved! But, I can’t remember doing this…wait a minute; I’ll just go order some of that experimental drug for Alzheimer’s…..
Ok Back…it’s on its way…should be here from Cambodia in 1-2 days.
Oh crap, gotta go - another email just arrived, seems I’ve got another problem….I’m now in the market for a penis pump.