Yay, Sunday it was my Mum’s Birthday and am proud to say I didn’t forget this one (look in History, I was a bad boy last year).
Mum through a rock’n'roll party and she had heaps of guests and gray hairs (not mum, she has none) and there were balloons and table cloths and sparkle hearts and stars and everything. The balloons had helium in them…I don’t know if anyone made their vocal chords sound like the chipmunks…but that would have been funny.
I danced with balloons alone, on stage. My brother got really drunk. Me, bro and uncle played pool. I won 2 matches yay. And my g-friend and sister danced heaps - as did mummy.
Then the next day, we played putt putt golf….I came second…so my uncle won the prized SPOSMODICAL TROPHY: OF ALL SPORTING EVENTS (I won last year) and then we had tea and then we played ten pin bowling…which I came second…so my uncle won the prized SPOSMODICAL TROPHY: OF ALL SPORTING EVENTS (I won last year) …. pooo I lost both times this year. And then mum won the second game, but didn’t beat uncles first score - so didn’t get trophy.
Anyways, that’s about all.
Seeya.