May 29, 2003
HANDSOME men produce the best quality semen, according to scientists at the University of Valencia in Spain.
They tested the quality of male sperm and then asked women to rank the attractiveness of the donors.
“They found that men with the most attractive faces also make the best quality sperm,” New Scientist magazine reports […]
May 28, 2003
DAWN Jenkins isn’t in the new Jim Carrey comedy Bruce Almighty, but her phone number is - and that’s become a problem.
In the film, Carrey stars as a mortal who receives the powers of God. The character of God tries to reach Carrey’s character by repeatedly leaving a phone number on his […]
well, over the weekend I spent all of it basically doing my assignment for entrepreneurship. Its on The Wiggles, part of a group assignment, where each person is concentrating on a single entrepreneur. ANyhow, we decided last Tuesday to meet up the following week (27/5/2003) and have it all completed so we could […]
well, to start my day off something bad happened. I got a car defect sticker. great.
I need to get my back tyres replaced, and my front indicator covers need replacing (no light is allowed to show - they are cracked and broken)
$150 for each violation, and two weeks to fix them.
Fortunately, the guy […]
WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got my marketing assignment back today!!! AND well I kicked arse. The best ever result i have ever got at uni!
I got 17.5/20 - a whopping 87.5%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking sweet!!!
The marketing assignment was a case analysis. I did one last year, and only got 16/25 or 64%. I worked […]
I got shampoo, it says “rinse and repeat”.
Why don’t they just make the shampoo strong enough so you only need one application?
Anyways, it doesn’t bother me. I’m so lazy I put one 20c dollop on top of the first 20c dollop.
That way, all I need is one scrub and one rinse. Perfect.
They should […]
I got powdered milk, it says add milk for creamier texture.
I got ice, it says freeze for proper operation.
Its 3.21 am and I am talking to my bro, eating toast with yummy meltered butter. Me tired. I need sleep. Big day at Uni 2morrow.
byes.
“I’ve seen Elton John with a fag in his mouth heaps of times.” Frank Skinner.
By Marcus Casey
May 22, 2003
LIES, damn lies. And then there are statistics. Before we start, some brief background.
During the late 1990s, the Ten network re-invented itself as the one for Generations X and Next to watch.
It zeroed in on the 16 to 39-year-old demographic, talking up its importance to advertisers and successfully owning it for […]